being a girl is so expensive like
XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.
YOU SIR ARE DEFINATLY NOT WALT DISNEY
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
One time we had missionaries over at our house, and my Mom mentioned the fact that there is a Star Wars religion. One of them got so excited that he clapped his hands together and blurted out:
"I WANT TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!"
The other missionary gave him a surprised look, and then, I kid you not, two seconds later it started pouring and hailing outside.
The other missionary just glared at him and went: “Look at what you’ve done.”
the cucumber saga
I AM ON MOBILE AND I CAN ONLY SEE HALF OF THE PICTURE. SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON!