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officialwaltdisney:

being a girl is so expensive like

panties? expensive.

tampons? expensive.

makeup? expensive.

XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.

YOU SIR ARE DEFINATLY NOT WALT DISNEY

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

irl-hoka:

did-you-kno:

Source 

we know the numberswe can begin the process

but it would be gross salty kool-aid with dead sea animals in it….and whale afterbirth….

irl-hoka:

did-you-kno:

Source 

we know the numbers
we can begin the process

but it would be gross salty kool-aid with dead sea animals in it….and whale afterbirth….

rainbowrobotroses:

One time we had missionaries over at our house, and my Mom mentioned the fact that there is a Star Wars religion. One of them got so excited that he clapped his hands together and blurted out:

"I WANT TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!" 

The other missionary gave him a surprised look, and then, I kid you not, two seconds later it started pouring and hailing outside. 

The other missionary just glared at him and went: “Look at what you’ve done.” 

(Source: geckomouth)

(Source: feaqu)

meatloves:

the cucumber saga


I AM ON MOBILE AND I CAN ONLY SEE HALF OF THE PICTURE. SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON!

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

(Source: mlghaxor)

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded